Holy Jumpin' Fuckin' Shitballs!

Fucked up quote of the day: "Why're these people allowed to breed?" - Me talking to Darryl about some of the more "interesting" individuals we went to college with. Hey if you knew those dipshits you'd understand.

Now Spinning: "Kotowari" (instrumental)

Man has anybody seen some of the wild shit on the news lately? For those not in the know, an elderly couple has been arrested and brought up on charges for, wait for it................putting out a hit on their grandkids. No I didn't make that shit up. But here's the really fucked up part, apparently they did it cuz they were pissed off that the kids exposed that their father (the couple's son) molested them for the past four years. Maybe it's just me, but dammit I say it's their son who needs to get fucked up, not their grandkids. Oh well, the kids are safe and hopefully daddy, grandpa and grandma will each become fresh cell-block bitches. Otis! Y'got fresh meat comin' buddy!

And then some lady got busted for repeatedly locking her 13 year old grandson in a kennel while she went to work, etc. for 11+ hours at a time. Look, I know there's some badass kids out there, but I can't think of any who do shit bad enough to deserve THAT on a regular basis. Where do these people get their fuckin' parents skills, Pookie da Pimp?

Shit like this is exactly why I couldn't commit suicide. I'm too entertained watching the folks out there, the true fuckin' face of America. (Inhales deeply) Ahhhh.......nothing says entertainment like being in a world full of psychos and misfits.