We've got SUCH a long way to go

Fucked up daily quote: "The best thing is you don't have to bring flowers." - George Carlin talking about necrophilia. LMAO

Now Spinning: "Bet Ya Can't Do It Like Me" by D4L - Truth be told, I don't like their songs, but my gf has got that damned song STUCK in my head I tell ya.

I was talking to a homeboy of mine today and somehow the topic strayed onto how humans are superior to animals. Funny, cuz I quickly informed my homeboy that while we have greater mental faculties, we really aren't all that superior to wild animals. Yes we've accomplished many impressive things, but a LOT of the shit we do you'll NEVER find animals doing. To quote George Carlin, "We're really SEMI-civilized creatures with guns and baseball caps." Here's a heart-warming look at our species' more extreme yet surprisingly common behaviors.

Murder - Last I checked, MAN is the only creature on God's green Earth that routinely kills for pleasure and personal gain. Seriously, how often have you seen/heard of wild animals killing for reasons other than survival? I can't think of a single instance. But o'boy can I think of quite a few times when we good ol' homo-sapiens went out and slaughtered for a mild chuckle. The most interesting method of murder to me y'ask? Assassination. Why? Because it seems that most people in history who were assassinated were those who told every to live in harmony. Jesus, MLK, Malcom X, John & Bobby Kennedy, Ghandi, etc. Hmmm....I guess we're not ready for peace in this world after all.

Necrophilia - Now here's some sick shit that I can't even BEGIN to wrap my head around. I'mean fucking a CORPSE?! WHAT.IN.THE.FUCK?! The lowest of vermin aren't known for this kinda whacky shit. Animals do not, I repeat DO NOT fuck their dead. A sewer rat will do some pretty disgusting shit, but it won't even occur to it to fuck another dead rat.

Torture - Ah...one of our species' great achievements. Why simply kill someone when you can bash their feet with a hammer or subject them to water torture? Oh but here's a REALLY creative torture technique that the Romans used: Seal a man in a burlap sack with a dog, a monkey and a snake and throw the sack into the river. Now I'll bet you anything that'd make for some fuckin' entertainment don't you?

Suicide - This isn't an attempt to make fun of anyone who's had this hit personally with this, it just intrigues me. I'mean, suicide takes too much damn planning for me. Gotta get prepped, get the note ready and all that shit. Man I've got too much to do to worry about fuckin' suicide. Oh and uh....to all the ladies out there who say they're the better sex, I'll have you know that men die from suicide in America 4x more than women even though women are tempted more. Y'know why? WE'RE BETTER AT IT! :D Dammit if killing yourself is worth doing it's worth doing right.

My brain's fried now so that's it for this one. I think I'm gonna go torture a cannibalistic necrophiliac. (shudders at the thought of cannibalism) Man you've gotta be REALLY fuckin' hungry to do that shit, I'mean no beef jerky for COUNTRIES! I tells ya with some of the wild shit we do it's no wonder aliens don't touch down, if we do this shit to our own imagine what we'd do to THEM. LMAO