Some of my quirks
Fucked up daily quote: "He looks like he should've been born a woman." - Dimebag talkin' about his former room-mate Arya.
Now Spinning: "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoah Monc
Quirks, idiosyncracies, whatever you wanna call 'em we've all got 'em. Shit, I'll be the first to admit that I'm off my damn rocker (the 2nd is my gf but that's beside the point). So here folks, I'm giving a brief look into what makes me such an off-the-wall nut.
1. I've probably got ADD. While I've never been officially diagnosed and can actually be quite attentive when necessary, normally my mind's all over the fuckin' place. This is probably a big reason why my short-term memory is typically nothing short of abysmal. But the fact that I'm a walking brain cancels that out right? Um......doesn't it?
2. My typical tactlessness. While those who haven't dealt with me outside of a professional setting would NEVER guess this, I typically exhibit as much tact as a gang-bang video. I'mean, I'm getting better about it, but normally I exhibit an honesty that my uncle describes as "brutal." What can I say? Don't ask me shit if you don't wanna hear the truth. LMAO Oh and uh, while most of the things I say are quite amusing, they're about as appropriate as a fat boy running naked on the beach.
3. I've got a hellified stutter. Granted, most of the time my speech is clear and concise, but sometimes I get stuck on one damn syllable for like 3-5 seconds. I seriously think that my brain is moving at like 20 times the speed that my mouth is capable of. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
4. I can be a lil' dark and brooding sometimes. One thing you'll NEVER hear me say is that I'm good at talking about how I feel. Usually, the best way for people who know me to tell something's on my mind is to look me in the eye. Aside from that, I'm usually a mystery. There are a few people that I easily open up to, but that's few and far-between.
5. I'm a 22 year old kid. Let's see, I enjoy anime, I play video games and I still sometimes (GASP) build Gundam models. (shrugs) What can I say? We all have our hobbies right? I figure I'm doing good since I can EASILY separate my hobbies from reality, I'm not one of those cats who runs around speaking Klingon and shit. But uh, don't get it twisted, I don't plan on giving up my hobbies. :D
6. I'm often amused by other people doing dumb shit. Seriously, I think EVERYONE laughs when they see the village idiot fall off a ladder, but shit I laugh when I see some idiot try to wheel a car like it's a Formula 1 and smash himself into a wall. (Notices all the shocked glares) What? It's not MY fault the dumbass tried to take a turn at 120mph and the shit didn't work out. No innocents hurt? Then dammit I'm at least chuckling.
Now Spinning: "Oh No" by Mos Def and Pharoah Monc
Quirks, idiosyncracies, whatever you wanna call 'em we've all got 'em. Shit, I'll be the first to admit that I'm off my damn rocker (the 2nd is my gf but that's beside the point). So here folks, I'm giving a brief look into what makes me such an off-the-wall nut.
1. I've probably got ADD. While I've never been officially diagnosed and can actually be quite attentive when necessary, normally my mind's all over the fuckin' place. This is probably a big reason why my short-term memory is typically nothing short of abysmal. But the fact that I'm a walking brain cancels that out right? Um......doesn't it?
2. My typical tactlessness. While those who haven't dealt with me outside of a professional setting would NEVER guess this, I typically exhibit as much tact as a gang-bang video. I'mean, I'm getting better about it, but normally I exhibit an honesty that my uncle describes as "brutal." What can I say? Don't ask me shit if you don't wanna hear the truth. LMAO Oh and uh, while most of the things I say are quite amusing, they're about as appropriate as a fat boy running naked on the beach.
3. I've got a hellified stutter. Granted, most of the time my speech is clear and concise, but sometimes I get stuck on one damn syllable for like 3-5 seconds. I seriously think that my brain is moving at like 20 times the speed that my mouth is capable of. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
4. I can be a lil' dark and brooding sometimes. One thing you'll NEVER hear me say is that I'm good at talking about how I feel. Usually, the best way for people who know me to tell something's on my mind is to look me in the eye. Aside from that, I'm usually a mystery. There are a few people that I easily open up to, but that's few and far-between.
5. I'm a 22 year old kid. Let's see, I enjoy anime, I play video games and I still sometimes (GASP) build Gundam models. (shrugs) What can I say? We all have our hobbies right? I figure I'm doing good since I can EASILY separate my hobbies from reality, I'm not one of those cats who runs around speaking Klingon and shit. But uh, don't get it twisted, I don't plan on giving up my hobbies. :D
6. I'm often amused by other people doing dumb shit. Seriously, I think EVERYONE laughs when they see the village idiot fall off a ladder, but shit I laugh when I see some idiot try to wheel a car like it's a Formula 1 and smash himself into a wall. (Notices all the shocked glares) What? It's not MY fault the dumbass tried to take a turn at 120mph and the shit didn't work out. No innocents hurt? Then dammit I'm at least chuckling.
posted by Nova at 9:59 AM
2 Comments:
Do you know how many times you've told me certain things?
And do you know how many times I've said "You told me that already.."?
But, I still love you.
*Smooch*
P.S. Your stutter is cute...yet OH SO amusing! LOL
And you're not dark and/or brooding. At least not with me. I can't even see it.
I don't see anything wrong with most of what you said...hmm...that's probably a reflection on me isn't it?
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