Rambling thoughts......
Fucked up quote of the day: "Drunk people puking and pissing on River Street in public? Welcome to Savannah during St. Patty's Day weekend man." - Me talking to A.J. after he told me that he'd gone to Savannah this past weekend for the St. Patrick's Day festivities. Y'could think of it as a mini-Mardi Gras. Well, minus pretty much everything but the food, alcohol and public foolishness.
Now Spinning: George Carlin: Life is Worth Losing
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one whose mind wanders all over the place at any given time right? Shit, fuck ADD y'boy has certifiable AMASS (Absent Minded As Shit Syndrome). Hmmmm......AMASS......sounds kinda like Hamas don't it? AMASS, Hamas, AMASS, Hamas. Well now that I've offended the either nation's Israli or Palestenian population (or both) lemme get back to the point. Shit....what the hell WAS my point? Oh yeah, here's a list of some of the things that ran through my mind today. Deduce what you will but dammit you guys are all a lil' crazy too. :)
- Is it just me or does Michael Jackson look like a human Mr. Potato Head?
- Krystal gives you gas like you wouldn't BELIEVE.
- What ever happened to that dumbass dude on tv a few years back who tried to commit suicide but only succeeding in blowing his eyes outta his head?
- What was that ungodly aroma in the air as I passed Home Depot today?
- Mr. So-damn Insane needs to quit bitching, accept the death penalty and be happy.
- I wish those idiots outside would turn down that damned music. I don't wanna hear 50 Cent all fuckin' day.
- Scientologists are some WEIRD motherfuckers.
- I'm totally convinced that people, in general, will do ANYTHING.
- I could really go for some rum punch.
- Why is that crackhead approaching my car while it's MOVING?
- Rimjobs are the DEVIL! (Overheard somebody on campus talking about it)
- I hate it when my back itches....it's almost never a part of my back I can scratch.
- Wouldn't it be cool to build a modern Colesium and use violent felons for the gladiators?
- Pat Robertson is the bastard child of Satan.
- Mmmmm.......thems good fries.
- My right eyeball itches.
Now Spinning: George Carlin: Life is Worth Losing
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one whose mind wanders all over the place at any given time right? Shit, fuck ADD y'boy has certifiable AMASS (Absent Minded As Shit Syndrome). Hmmmm......AMASS......sounds kinda like Hamas don't it? AMASS, Hamas, AMASS, Hamas. Well now that I've offended the either nation's Israli or Palestenian population (or both) lemme get back to the point. Shit....what the hell WAS my point? Oh yeah, here's a list of some of the things that ran through my mind today. Deduce what you will but dammit you guys are all a lil' crazy too. :)
- Is it just me or does Michael Jackson look like a human Mr. Potato Head?
- Krystal gives you gas like you wouldn't BELIEVE.
- What ever happened to that dumbass dude on tv a few years back who tried to commit suicide but only succeeding in blowing his eyes outta his head?
- What was that ungodly aroma in the air as I passed Home Depot today?
- Mr. So-damn Insane needs to quit bitching, accept the death penalty and be happy.
- I wish those idiots outside would turn down that damned music. I don't wanna hear 50 Cent all fuckin' day.
- Scientologists are some WEIRD motherfuckers.
- I'm totally convinced that people, in general, will do ANYTHING.
- I could really go for some rum punch.
- Why is that crackhead approaching my car while it's MOVING?
- Rimjobs are the DEVIL! (Overheard somebody on campus talking about it)
- I hate it when my back itches....it's almost never a part of my back I can scratch.
- Wouldn't it be cool to build a modern Colesium and use violent felons for the gladiators?
- Pat Robertson is the bastard child of Satan.
- Mmmmm.......thems good fries.
- My right eyeball itches.
posted by Nova at 10:45 PM
1 Comments:
Rimjob? I've heard of it before, but can't remember exactly what it is...
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