Gripes, bitches and complaints

Fucked up daily quote: "That hoe ain't worthy to lick my ASSHOLE!" - Me talkin' to Dimebag about this one chick on campus that used to want to get at me. As you can tell from the quote, ol' girl was quite the hoe and it really didn't help that she wasn't that cute and yet SWORE out that she was da muhfuckin' heat. LMAO

Now Spinning: "Blue Black Jack" by Mos Def

Maybe I'll post something tomorrow that doesn't involved a list, but here ladies and gents is a series of things that are pissing me off.

1. Guys who can't tell you about a phone-call they got with giving you the lil' damn hand-phone gesture. Hey slapnuts......I don't need a fuckin' visual-aid to understand that you got a call. But y'know, I'm proud of you idiots for having such excellent hand-eye coordination. Now how 'bout doing something more constructive with it? Like uh.......I dunno.......driving into the nearest lake perhaps?

2. People with the bass in their car cranked to the point that I feel vibrations in the floor IN MY APARTMENT. (sighs) Look dammit, I know a lotta folks out there wanna see who's bass hits the hardest but when the shit is cranked to that point it makes me wanna snatch the subs/woofers outta your car and smash that shit in front of you. I'mean really, do you people WANT to be deaf at 30?! I've got damn good hearing and I don't need a bunch of ridiculously loud music to fuck that up for me. Capice?

3. People who're foolishly arrogant. Here's another thing I just can't wrap my head around. And what really gets me is that it's usually the biggest LOSERS that honestly believe they're God's gift to this blue and green ball we live on. Would full-frontal lobotomies be too extreme a method of dealing with these jerkoffs?

4. People who keep poppin' out babies they can't afford. This refers almost wholly to those of the white trailer-park persuasion. Please, for the love of God, if you can't support the child(ren) you ALREADY have how about NOT HAVING ANY MORE?! Shit, to me it's simple math: If I can only support two kids then I'm NOT gonna intentionally have more than that. The shit seems pretty stupid to me. Hell, maybe they do it for the extra welfare check or somethin'.

5. Gold/platinum/tin foil grills Oh man I hate this shit. I'm not gonna shit on what other people like....yea I will. If you were 'sposed to have all dat shit in ya mouth you'd have been BORN with it. And to make matters worse, those things make your breath smell like pure SHIT.

6. Classic cars with fucked-up mods. Y'know....there's a LOT of shit I hate to see done to cars, but something about seeing a classic with chrome spinners and lambo-style doors makes me wanna wretch. Stop fuckin' up good cars with bullshit modifications people!